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You children make me sick

I used to be healthy. Healthy Phil they used to call me. I worked my fingers to the bone for more than a decade without taking a single day of sick leave (except for all those finger reconstructions). Illness sailed past me, like an attorney on an autobahn. It didn’t even glance at me in its rear view mirror. I went for so long without getting sick that I was seriously starting to consider the possibility that I might have super powers.

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