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Jumping the queue for toffee apples

In a baffling moment of collective electoral insanity, the Australian voting public installs certified maniac Mad Jack McFadden as its leader. McFadden embarks upon a series of grossly irresponsible economic gambles, all of which miraculously pay off, ushering in a golden age of national prosperity. Flying high on the winds of public opinion, he calls a constitutional referendum and uses a cleverly worded proposition to trick the nation into granting him absolute and interminable power.

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